“And this is where we will be giving brain transplants to anti-nationals, celebrities and presstitutes.”
“What will you replace their brains with?”
“Gobhi manchurian. No one can tell the difference. After the surgery the subjects start praising you and BJP without knowing why they’re doing so.”
“Nice. Just be sure to not overdo it in case the media gets suspicious. We’ve been caught tampering with EVMs, now Kejriwal will accuse us of tampering with voters. Make sure it’s not obvious that the subjects have been operated on.”
“Your wish is our command Sir. After all you’re the pride of the nation, in whom 125 crores Indians see a glorious future. The one who works vigorously to create a divine and holistic India. The one who is a sage and proving to be a God’s boon to the nation. Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the Moghul Empire in Asia in general and in India in particular.”
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