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This is ultimate...,

Employee: Sir, Santa is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of underwears in a basket!

Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins.

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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai.....


Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...

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A couple went to a sex therapist office at CARE Hospital.

The doctor asked,"What can I do for you?"

The man said,"Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said,"There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"and charged them Rs.1300.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave.

Finally the doctor asked,"exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The man said, ."We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Oberoi charges Rs. 15000,

Taj charges Rs.14000 ,

Le Meridian charges Rs.12500.

We do it here for Rs.1300,

Punch to niche hai
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I get that 1300, back from MediClaim
 
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Today only election jokes
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(Chattisgarh, MP, RJ, Delhi) Congress offices on sale @ OLX...

after defeat...

Sonia says.. bech de.....
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are called innova party 
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bheem' Dekhna Hai.." 
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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8 
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Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...

He was heard saying...

It was due to Whats App... Application which inclined Voters to Vote AAP...
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....

Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr...
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum AAP kind kasam------------------------------
Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"
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Sheila Dixit singing:

AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,

Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!" 
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states on her birthday 9th dec'2013. 
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Congress ne banaya public ko 10 saal se ullu isilye iss bar une mila baba ji ka thullu 
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Tring Tring.

Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?

Sheila: Sirji, AAP 
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Wife (angry): I don't believe this ! You forgot my Birthday again?
Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older ?
Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar !
Husband (sigh of relief): No darling, sachhi !

Baach Gaya Sallaa.!!
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This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'
It worked! The headaches are all gone."
"Well, that
is wonderful," replies the husband.

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be
right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"
His funeral service will be held this Saturday... :D:D:D
 
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Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan

Pappu: Hello Pinki! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai aur tera phone switch off aa rha hai...!!

:D:D
 
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