EntMnt Xclusive ROFL Thread ........ Enjoy !

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[IndianMascot]

Today i received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me " Sir I have 3 openings for you"

My instant response was " Yes I know"

There was a long silence and then she hung up..

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[IndianMascot]

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No...

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?

Husband: Yes, it's a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, her size is '6'

Wife: --silence-

Husband: 'shiiit'...!!

 

[Veer]

Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring
a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but
takes it directly to Shewag.
Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.

 

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[Vadirocks]

Lol, ROFL, Last One Is Fantastic,,,,,,,,,

 

[IndianMascot]

If u give me 100 young boys, I can change the nation..
- Swami Vivekananda

If u give me 100 young girls, I can create a new nation..
- Asaram bapu.

 

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