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Technoglitch
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IndianMascot
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Abdul hayderabadi:
Ammi, mai KBC se bolra,
abba ka naam kya re?
Options hai 1.Salman, 2.Suleman, 3.Salim 4.Raheman
Ammi:
Sawal kitne ka re?
Abdul: 5000 ka
Ammi:
Quit kar ke ghar ku aaja !!
5000 k vaste muhalle me jhagda naku....
Ammi, mai KBC se bolra,
abba ka naam kya re?
Options hai 1.Salman, 2.Suleman, 3.Salim 4.Raheman
Ammi:
Sawal kitne ka re?
Abdul: 5000 ka
Ammi:
Quit kar ke ghar ku aaja !!
5000 k vaste muhalle me jhagda naku....
IndianMascot
Core Member
The love story of kamlesh and kavita.
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
kavita promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of kavita heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell kavita the news she said, 'kavita, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'
kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital..
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
kavita promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of kavita heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell kavita the news she said, 'kavita, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.
I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
kavita replied (you'll love this) .
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'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
How soon can I go home?'
IndianMascot
Core Member
Wife was making Maggi.
Suddenly she invites husband 2 have s*x with her in kitchen.
Husband gets surprised but fullfilles her wish. Later asks her why suddenly she wanted s*x in d Kitchen?
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Wife- "The timer in kitchen is not working and I wanted to know when 2 minutes are over. Its the same time u can last for...
Suddenly she invites husband 2 have s*x with her in kitchen.
Husband gets surprised but fullfilles her wish. Later asks her why suddenly she wanted s*x in d Kitchen?
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Wife- "The timer in kitchen is not working and I wanted to know when 2 minutes are over. Its the same time u can last for...
Technoglitch
Core Member
What a crooked mind im bhai
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IndianMascot
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I hope everyone would be loving to read this thread now.
IndianMascot
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रघुपति राघव राजा राम, जेल के अन्दर आशाराम।
साधू बन के ऐसे काम,कैदी बन के करो आराम।
देख लिये अपना अंजाम,हुए बुढ़ापे में बदनाम।
झूटे पाखंडी के नाम,देश का है ये पैगाम।
खुद को कहते थे भगवन,पकड़े गये न झंडू बाम।
साधू बन के ऐसे काम,कैदी बन के करो आराम।
देख लिये अपना अंजाम,हुए बुढ़ापे में बदनाम।
झूटे पाखंडी के नाम,देश का है ये पैगाम।
खुद को कहते थे भगवन,पकड़े गये न झंडू बाम।
