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[Sajee]

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

 

[ajuravi]

 

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[Sanjeev]

Selfie stick ₹20 only. Students from IIN

 

[Sajee]

One teacher said this to his students before the final test.

"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.

 

[Sajee]

 

[Sajee]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

[Sajee]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

[Sajee]