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[Devesh]

All time best
Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What. . .?? Where. . .??Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying, I will kill you if u dont stop calling our children - defective Condoms  !!















2 sikh soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We'll kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?

Sikh Fauji:
Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya? Phir se chance milega.

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[Devesh]

Thanks god, Facebook or whats app is an american company . Other wise by now Indian government would have changed its name to 'Shree Rajive Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana' 

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[piinku1]

Thanks god, Facebook or whats app is an american company . Other wise by now Indian government would have changed its name to 'Shree Rajive Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana' 

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[IndianMascot]

राहुल गांधी : अंकल मुझे आपकी राय चाहिये

दिग्विजय सिंह : नहीं बेटा, अब वो तुम्हारी आंटी हैं

 

[IndianMascot]

Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party,d future Indian PM.

Cashier: "Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, I must insist on seeing ur ID."

RG: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look Sir,dis is what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove dat he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and struck a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his checque."
"Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my teacup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.
So, sir what can you do to prove that you are the future Indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?"

RG stands there thinking, for quite some time, and finally says:
"Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue. I will go & ask mummy".

Cashier: "Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?

 

[IndianMascot]

Boy & Girl in a Car.

Girl: Aaj main tumhe woh Jagah
dikhaugi jaha mujhe Tetanus ka
injection laga tha.

Boy gets Xcited ...
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Girl: Yeh dekho GUPTA NURSING HOME..

 

[Devesh]

Boy & Girl in a Car.

Girl: Aaj main tumhe woh Jagah
dikhaugi jaha mujhe Tetanus ka
injection laga tha.

Boy gets Xcited ...
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Girl: Yeh dekho GUPTA NURSING HOME..

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[Devesh]

LuV STORY OF DOCTOR:

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her - she love me

I got MBBS
She got BBA
I was doing MBBS
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married

I m doing MD
She's d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,

I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Sala Commerce hi Lunga....!

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[Devesh]

Welcome to d season of...
Smooching ..
Sqeezing  ..
Licking ...
Sucking ...
Zyada Dimag Mat Chalao   ...MANGOES ARE IN TOWN..     
Apni soch badlo....
Bechara Modi kya kya badlega

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[Rushil.D]

Indian invites Britisher for lunch.

Curd was served.

Britisher asks"what's this?"

Indian didn't know English, He explained..
"Milk sleeping in the Night, morning become tight"