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Technoglitch
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Technoglitch
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^reminds me of a scene from naladamayandi
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story...
Have a great day and remember...... Things aren't always what they appear to be.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"
The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story...
Have a great day and remember...... Things aren't always what they appear to be.
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.
"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."
"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly One o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.
When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?"
"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"
"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."
"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly One o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.
When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?"
"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "140."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "120."
So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "45."
The robot then said, "So, how are things in Bihar these days?"
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "140."
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "120."
So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "45."
The robot then said, "So, how are things in Bihar these days?"
Technoglitch
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Devesh
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मजेदार गणित
एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..
उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
इसे कहते है 'जोङ'
...,
फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
इसे कहते है 'घटाना'
,
फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ✖ ,
इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
इसे कहते है "भाग" 
.
एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..
उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
इसे कहते है 'जोङ'
...,फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
इसे कहते है 'घटाना'
,फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ✖ ,
इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
इसे कहते है "भाग"
.