Technoglitch
Core Member
Judge: Tumhari aakhiri wish...!!!
Mujrim:
Aapki beti se shadi,
IPHONE 6,
5 crore rupaye,
USA ka visa,
2 saal ka Honeymoon,
6-7 bacche jo aapko nana nana kahein aur mujhe papa,
aur main un sab ki shadi karwa du,
uske baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga...!!!
Judge: hahahaha......... meri koi beti hi nahi.....
taango kamine ko..!
(Gajhodhar sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply)
Dear Mr. Gajhodhar,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Gajhodhar jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Gajhodhar continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath- saath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Gajhodhar
- Pyare Gajhodhar bhaiyya
You do not meet
- Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement
- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur
correspondance
- Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call
- Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained
- Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks
- Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates
- Tohar Bilva
(Gajhodhar Rockss)
Heights of :-
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.
7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
9) Height of free time?
You are reading the whole message…
Mujrim:
Aapki beti se shadi,
IPHONE 6,
5 crore rupaye,
USA ka visa,
2 saal ka Honeymoon,
6-7 bacche jo aapko nana nana kahein aur mujhe papa,
aur main un sab ki shadi karwa du,
uske baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga...!!!
Judge: hahahaha......... meri koi beti hi nahi.....
taango kamine ko..!
(Gajhodhar sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply)
Dear Mr. Gajhodhar,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Gajhodhar jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko
Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Gajhodhar continued… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padhkar sunaongaa. Par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath- saath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Gajhodhar
- Pyare Gajhodhar bhaiyya
You do not meet
- Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement
- Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur
correspondance
- Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call
- Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained
- Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks
- Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates
- Tohar Bilva
(Gajhodhar Rockss)
Heights of :-
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.
7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.
9) Height of free time?
You are reading the whole message…
