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Sanjeev

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Kids special

Very sweet msg..

In a Nursery School Canteen, there's a basket of apples with a notice written over it:

'Do not take more than one, God is watching'

On d other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching d apples".
NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation..!!.


KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white …..

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white …..

Moral :- Don’t be over smart ..

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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
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Mummy : Because he speak only truth.
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Child: Now I understud why ladies have long hair....

Moral:- Remains the same.
Aaj k shaitan bacche:


Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Lazyness rocks:

Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,....

Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu ..

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna


Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...


A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:

"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):)



Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...

Aftr exam

Father: how is ur result?
Son: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
:D :D :D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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