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[Sajee]

 

[Sanjeev]

Which is the most Innocent Face In The World?

1. A Sleeping Baby

2. Employee standing in front of his boss for leave

3. Student in front of his parents with report card

4.Newly married Son in law




And the winner is....

5.Bangkok Return husband...

 

[Devesh]

Ya answer is right......

Body massage....

 

[Akash Modi]

 

[Akash Modi]

 

[Sajee]

 

[Sanjeev]

Very sexy story.....






1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek talab par nahane ke liye gaya,






waha kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi,






badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari bahar aa gayi ,






unme se ek ladki badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!








Badshah apne mahel wapas aaya,






lekin badshah ki nazro ke samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa rahi thi,







uska mann kisi kaam me nahi lag raha tha,







raat hui .....







sari raat badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta raha,







subah usne apne sipahiyo ko hukm diya
"jao pata karo wo ladki kaha rehti hai",








sipahiyo ne pata lagaya,







Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,









badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me bulaya.







4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya,







badshah ne dubara bulawa bheja,







is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo nahi aaya,







badshah ko gussa aa gaya







aur





usne sunar ko giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.









Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,








Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya ki Sunaar ko dhundo.









Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.








Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali








aur








ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko dhundne me madat karega use 1kg sona diya jayega.








ek hafta guzar gaya,









Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.








Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar ko chupne me madat karega use sooli pe chadaya jayega.








aur ek hafta guzar gaya,








Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.









Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar nhi mila









Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja dega












Fir bhi sunar nahi mila.










Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi rajyo ke raja o se
madat maangi,













Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne rajya mei dhoonda,









fir sunar nhi mila.









Badshah mayus ho gaya,










ek din badshah ne ek sapna dekha,











sapne me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne me hi daud kar us
taalab ke pas gaya,








lekin waha bhi koi nahi tha,









udas hokar jab piche palta to ek gyani baba nazar aaye,










unhone nadi ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara kiya,











aur kaha











"tujhe jiski talash hai wo wahi hai",










badshah chaunk kar nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko lekar us talab ke pas gaya,









waha wo sapne wala jhopda use nazar aaya,









badshah khush ho gaya,








aur jab jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur ek boodha aadmi
nazar aaye,










lekin wo ladki badsurat thi













aur uska baap bhikhari tha.












Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,










Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya











aur










Case CBI ko saunp diya,










Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,









Aur aakhir Raja ka,










uske siphaiyon ka,













dusre rajya walo ka











aur










CBI walo ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt aise barbad hua


















jaise


















Aap ka is message ko padhne me hua..












jis ka koi matlab nahi.











Gussa mat karna,











Mere sath bhi aisa hua tha..!!











kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo!












Sunar mil jae to bata dena ......



uski ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!

 

[Sanjeev]

 

[Sajee]

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

 

[Sajee]