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Difference between Indian Movies and American
Movie :-
AMERICAN MOVIES :
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/
CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to
promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like were wolves and vampires.
.
.
INDIAN MOVIES :
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll always choose the
right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten
up,
but will show pain when a girl cleans up his
wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.
Movie :-
AMERICAN MOVIES :
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/
CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to
promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all
mythical creatures like were wolves and vampires.
.
.
INDIAN MOVIES :
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll always choose the
right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten
up,
but will show pain when a girl cleans up his
wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know the steps.
