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Technoglitch
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Good one
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बिहार में...
Boy : हम तोहरे खातिर सब कुछ छोड़ देबै...
Girl : माँ-बाप...? ??
Boy: हाँ... छोड़ देबै...
Girl : दोस्त...???
Boy : हाँ...
Girl : और खैनी...???
Boy : ए बहिन तू घरे जा... तोहार बाऊजी खोजत होइहें...!!!
Boy : हम तोहरे खातिर सब कुछ छोड़ देबै...
Girl : माँ-बाप...? ??
Boy: हाँ... छोड़ देबै...
Girl : दोस्त...???
Boy : हाँ...
Girl : और खैनी...???
Boy : ए बहिन तू घरे जा... तोहार बाऊजी खोजत होइहें...!!!
IndianMascot
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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
______________________________
IndianMascot
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आज राहुल गांधी किसानों से 4 घंटे मिले..
3 घंटे तो किसान
उन्हे यह समझाते रहे
कि
गेहूँ का कोई पेड़ नंही होता।
सोनिया बेहोश होते होते बची
जब राहुल ने पुछा
मॉम ये किसान खेती क्यों करते है..?
अनाज दुकान से क्यों नहीं खरीद लेते..!!
राहुल गांधी को 2 घंटे सुनने के बाद सब किसानों ने 100-100 रूपये इकट्ठे किये और सोनिया गांधी को देते हुए बोले कि..
मैडम मुआवजा तो आपको भी मिलना चाहिये क्योंकि "फसल" तो आपकी भी खराब हुई ही है..
3 घंटे तो किसान
उन्हे यह समझाते रहे
कि
गेहूँ का कोई पेड़ नंही होता।
सोनिया बेहोश होते होते बची
जब राहुल ने पुछा
मॉम ये किसान खेती क्यों करते है..?
अनाज दुकान से क्यों नहीं खरीद लेते..!!
राहुल गांधी को 2 घंटे सुनने के बाद सब किसानों ने 100-100 रूपये इकट्ठे किये और सोनिया गांधी को देते हुए बोले कि..
मैडम मुआवजा तो आपको भी मिलना चाहिये क्योंकि "फसल" तो आपकी भी खराब हुई ही है..