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IndianMascot
Core Member
Wah wah wah wah. Kya baat hai
Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi…
Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka : confused and ask…. what??
Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera
number phone me seb krlo.
Ladka behosh .. ..
Coaching institute: IIN
Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka : confused and ask…. what??
Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera
number phone me seb krlo.
Ladka behosh .. ..
Coaching institute: IIN
IndianMascot
Core Member
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
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Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
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He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
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So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
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Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
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The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!! Main hun tera senior,
Sumit trivedi. 2009 batch... Civil.."
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
.
.
.
.
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
.
.
.
.
.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
.
.
.
.
.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
.
.
.
.
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The lion came closer to him but didn't attack.
He
was surprised. The lion whispered,
"Abe
Gupta.....ghabra mat...!! Main hun tera senior,
Sumit trivedi. 2009 batch... Civil.."
Sanjeev
Core Member
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB
No claps please!
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!
One More ☝
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of 'Tali-ban'!
Acha ek or ☝
What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
Acha bas ek or ☝
How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)
Ye wala last ☝
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
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USB
No claps please!
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!
One More ☝
Why don't people clap in Afghanistan?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because of 'Tali-ban'!
Acha ek or ☝
What will you call "Burj Khalifa" after 80 years?
Bujurg Khalifa!
Acha bas ek or ☝
How do you ask your 'Massi' to take a dip in water?
Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)
Ye wala last ☝
How do you say "she is calling a cab" in one word?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)
Ye wala ek dum last☝
Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul..
