A boss from TATA motors walked into his office one morning, not knowing that his zip was down.
His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked,
"Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped it up and remembered what his secretary had asked him; finally understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said,
"When you saw the garage door open, did you see my JAGUAR parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said,
"No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was "A TATA NANO with 2 flat tyres
