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Deepak kumar
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A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:"Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.
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Girl:"Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:"Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
Girl:"R u married.. ??
Man:"Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:"Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.
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IndianMascot
Core Member
Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car......
Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Santa: 'Outside number 28 Connaught Place .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear m e?'
Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....tussi Minto Road de spelling note karo.
Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Santa: 'Outside number 28 Connaught Place .'
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear m e?'
Santa: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....tussi Minto Road de spelling note karo.
IndianMascot
Core Member
IndianMascot
Core Member
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardaar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.
Scroll down for her answer
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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! IfI get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The Sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get aparontha one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.
The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.
The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping.. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa!I didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardaar's wife.
Scroll down for her answer
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The Sardaar's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
ajuravi
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