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IndianMascot

IndianMascot

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." 
 
IndianMascot

IndianMascot

Core Member
New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Phle Wish Karne Lage

4 Din Baad 26 JAN H, Par Koi Msg Nai

Sharm Ati H Sab Pe

Any wayz..
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Happy valentine day In Advance
 
IndianMascot

IndianMascot

Core Member
Boy - I Love u.

Gal : Are you mad .....
I m Married. I have a Husband.....
I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....
My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....
& I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....

Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-
"Dekh na please, kahi toh adjust karle?

:p:p:p:D:D
 
IndianMascot

IndianMascot

Core Member
Drunk Santa farts very loudly in a restaurant.

The man in the next table gets very angry and says:"Excuse me,you have no decency.You farted before my wife"

Santa: "Sorry, I did not know it was her turn":p:p:D:D
 
ajuravi

ajuravi

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