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IndianMascot
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This is a killer
LADY 2 haryana police: ji mera gharwala 5 din pehla gobbi len gya tha, ib tk ni aya
Haryana police: fer k hoya, koi or sabji banale, jruri hai gobbi banani.'
LADY 2 haryana police: ji mera gharwala 5 din pehla gobbi len gya tha, ib tk ni aya
Haryana police: fer k hoya, koi or sabji banale, jruri hai gobbi banani.'
Technoglitch
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IndianMascot
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Most Innocent Face In The World
1. A Sleeping Baby
2. Chutti Maangne Wala Employee
3. Parents K Samne Baitha Hua Naya Damaad.
And
4. Patni K Samne Khada Hua Bangkok Return Pati...
1. A Sleeping Baby
2. Chutti Maangne Wala Employee
3. Parents K Samne Baitha Hua Naya Damaad.
And
4. Patni K Samne Khada Hua Bangkok Return Pati...
Technoglitch
Core Member
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train.
At 2 am, the man leans over saying, "Ma'm, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied, "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married!" "Great idea Madam."
He replied in excitement.
She says, "Well then get up and take it yourself !"
At 2 am, the man leans over saying, "Ma'm, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table. Its awfully cold."
"I have a better idea", she replied, "Just for tonight, why don't we pretend that we are married!" "Great idea Madam."
He replied in excitement.
She says, "Well then get up and take it yourself !"
Deepak kumar
Newbie
Leave applications.
(murdering english language)
Infosys, Bangalore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
________________________________
Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
________________________________
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
________________________________
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
________________________________
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
________________________________
A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
________________________________
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
________________________________
Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
________________________________
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
________________________________
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
________________________________
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
_________________________
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(murdering english language)
Infosys, Bangalore:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
________________________________
Oracle, Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
________________________________
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
________________________________
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
________________________________
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
________________________________
A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
________________________________
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
________________________________
Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
________________________________
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
________________________________
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
________________________________
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
_________________________
Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk
