U will die laughing
Hillarious one...
Husband and Wife in court discussion .....
The Problem: Who should get Custody of the child?
Wife jumped up and said: " Your Honour I
brought d child into this world with pain and labour So it should be in my custody."
The Judge turns 2 husband & says
" What do You have to say in your defence?"
The husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says.....
" Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied: " Judge sahab...bartan mera.. doodh bhi mera... Aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana, to fir wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 boond daalne wale ka"
Husband replied : " Typewriter me kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chitthi kiski? Typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):
"Abey Saale agar tu chitthi haath se likh leta to ye naubat hi na aati...
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