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Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you.......
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you.......
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Interviewer: "congratulations,
you are selected.
Your first year salary is 60,000 &
Next year it will be 1 lakh.
Sardar: "thank you,
I'll join next year.. "
you are selected.
Your first year salary is 60,000 &
Next year it will be 1 lakh.
Sardar: "thank you,
I'll join next year.. "
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जब मैंने "दारू"
पहली बार पी थी,
में खुद अपनी नज़र
में गिर गया था.......
और मैंने दारू छोड़ने का
फैसला कर लिया ?
लेकिन तब मैंने,
इन तमाम लोगों के बारे में सोचा..... .
किसान-जो अँगूर उगाते है।
वो "दारू" फेक्टरी के मजदूर,
वो कांच की बोतल की फेक्टरी में काम करने वाले मजदूर,
वो "बार" में नाचने वाली गरीब
बार डांसर,
वो "बार"में काम करने वाले वेटर,
वो "कबाड़ी" जो बोतल इकट्ठा कर अपना अपनी रोजी रोटी कमाते है,
इन सबको लादकर चलने वाले गरीब ट्रक ड्राइवर ,
और उनके बीबी बच्चों के बारे में सोचा तो मेरी आंख भर आयी,
और बस......
उसी पल फैसला किया की अबसे,
में रोज पियूँगा........
क्योंकि .........
"अपने लिये तो सब जीते है,
हम तो गरीबों के लिये पीते है"
प्लीज़ सेन्ड टू आल फ्रेंड
लेट देम आलसो ज्वाइन अस.....
जीयो और जीने दो,
पीयो और पीने दो............
Cheeeeeeeearrrrrzzzzzz
पहली बार पी थी,
में खुद अपनी नज़र
में गिर गया था.......
और मैंने दारू छोड़ने का
फैसला कर लिया ?
लेकिन तब मैंने,
इन तमाम लोगों के बारे में सोचा..... .
किसान-जो अँगूर उगाते है।
वो "दारू" फेक्टरी के मजदूर,
वो कांच की बोतल की फेक्टरी में काम करने वाले मजदूर,
वो "बार" में नाचने वाली गरीब
बार डांसर,
वो "बार"में काम करने वाले वेटर,
वो "कबाड़ी" जो बोतल इकट्ठा कर अपना अपनी रोजी रोटी कमाते है,
इन सबको लादकर चलने वाले गरीब ट्रक ड्राइवर ,
और उनके बीबी बच्चों के बारे में सोचा तो मेरी आंख भर आयी,
और बस......
उसी पल फैसला किया की अबसे,
में रोज पियूँगा........
क्योंकि .........
"अपने लिये तो सब जीते है,
हम तो गरीबों के लिये पीते है"
प्लीज़ सेन्ड टू आल फ्रेंड
लेट देम आलसो ज्वाइन अस.....
जीयो और जीने दो,
पीयो और पीने दो............
Cheeeeeeeearrrrrzzzzzz
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What Indian advertisements taught me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
IndianMascot
Core Member
Wife : "Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?"
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Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du."
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Gf: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns
Gf: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
BF: jaa meri ma, tu ghar jaa
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Husband : "Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du."
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Gf: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns
Gf: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
BF: jaa meri ma, tu ghar jaa
