Posted ‘I love you’ on Facebook? Get married!

Technoglitch

Technoglitch

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Sanjeev, Anirudha dont post i love you on fb else you would be married to dil
"Display of love in the entire Valentine's week is equivalent to not following Indian traditions. Anyone found displaying love on Facebook, Twitter or WhatsApp will be caught hold of. A total of eight teams have already been formed in Delhi to keep a check on social media," said Chandra Prakash Kaushik, national president, Hindu Mahasabha.

The right-wing outfit had earlier warned that couples found celebrating Valentine's Day in public places, like malls and restaurants, will have to face a variety of punishments. While an impromptu Arya Samaj wedding will be forced on Hindu couples, inter-faith partners will have to sit through a 'shuddhikaran' (purification) ritual, the Hindu Mahasabha had said.

The outfit had said the couples caught with roses in hands and those who indulge in public display of affection at malls and parks will be their prime targets.

Posted ‘I love you’ on Facebook? Get married! - The Times of India
 
IndianMascot

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:laugh: this is the right time to propose your boyfriend or girlfriend. These stupid Mahasabha will arrange your marriage even if your parents are not ready.

What if some one proposes this Hindu Mahasabha president son or daughter. Will he get married with them too.

Where these Ch**** goes when something bad happens to someone. Why they always emerge up on Valentine day only.

Now with growing BJP States, expect these kind of more ch*****pa everywhere.
 
Technoglitch

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Couples who will be married off forcefully on Valentine’s day will not be allowed to post pics on Facebook

When reporter counter questioned him on how the couples’ future will be affected if they post wedding pics on Facebook, he responded in a rather harsh tone, “Your young generation is behind this addiction to social networking sites. When they post hundreds of their wedding pics on Facebook from their individual profiles, then husband will tag his wife in the pic and wife will tag her husband in the pic from their respective profiles. This will be followed by comments and likes on the pics that will go on till their first marriage anniversary.”

“Both husband and wife will get busy replying to every congratulatory comment. If they get busy doing these kind of activities then how can they produce four to ten kids? Who will fulfil Sakshi Maharaj’s dream? When will they have kids if they are busy doing these kinds of silly stuff?” he asked our reporter.

“So, we will not allow them to ruin their future,” he declared.
Couples who will be married off forcefully on Valentine’s day will not be allowed to post pics on Facebook | Faking News



 
Technoglitch

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Recently, a moral policing body, The Mahasabha had announced that they would get couples married-off, if seen together on Valentine's Day. According to them Valentine's Day is a foreign festival and it's against the Indian culture to celebrate the festival.
This kicked-up a lot of outrage among the youngsters throughout the country, who protested against the statement. However, The Mahasabha has now come up with a new idea to ensure that even the youngsters are happy with their decision. They have declared a honeymoon package and a 2 BHK flat in the respective city where the couple will be caught and married-off

V-Day revelers to also get free honeymoon package - The Times of India
 
SUNIEL

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Shit , why these nonsense people like only to do this, instead help to people who are in real trouble.
 
IndianMascot

IndianMascot

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Kya dukhi bachcho ko paida kiya hai inke baap me.

It's better that their own parents would have remain engaged in social media and these Jerks would have not born :p
 
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