IndianMascot
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I had once gt such beating but that was in childhood 
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Short Jokes by Idiot,(Which one you like most)
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot)
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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
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Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot)
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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
———————————-
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!
———————————-
When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Idiot shouted, “You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
———————————-
Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
———————————-
Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.
———————————-
Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
———————————-
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
———————————-
Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Idiot: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
———————————-
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Idiot: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Things to Learn Frm SRK Movies
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE
PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE
PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE
WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE
PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs......!!!
Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE
PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE
PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE
WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE
PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs......!!!