Technoglitch
Core Member
A man dies and goes to hell. There he
finds that there is a different hell for
each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do there?"
... He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and
beats you for the rest of the day."
The man doesn't like it, so he moves
on and checks out the American hell,
the Russian hell and hells of other
countries.
He finds that they're all more or less
the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and
finds that there is a long queue of
people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and
beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the
other hells; so why are so many
people waiting to get in here?"
wonders the man.
He is told, "Because the maintenance
here is so bad that the electric chair
does not work
Someone has stolen all the nails from
the bed and the Indian devil is a
former government servant
So he just comes, signs the
attendance register and then goes to
the canteen..!"
Good morning
finds that there is a different hell for
each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,
"What do they do there?"
... He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and
beats you for the rest of the day."
The man doesn't like it, so he moves
on and checks out the American hell,
the Russian hell and hells of other
countries.
He finds that they're all more or less
the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and
finds that there is a long queue of
people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in and
beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the
other hells; so why are so many
people waiting to get in here?"
wonders the man.
He is told, "Because the maintenance
here is so bad that the electric chair
does not work
Someone has stolen all the nails from
the bed and the Indian devil is a
former government servant
So he just comes, signs the
attendance register and then goes to
the canteen..!"
Good morning
