A guy sticks his head into a
barber shop and asks "Hey,
Buddy! how long before I can
get a haircut?"
The barber look around the
shop and says "about 2 hours,"
and the guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy
sticks his head in the door and
asks..."how long before I can
get a haircut?"
Again, the barber looks around
at shop full of customers and
says "about 2 hours." The guy
leaves.
A week later the same guy
sticks his head in the shop and
asks "how long before I can
get a haircut?" The barber
looks around the shop and
says "about an hour and a
half". The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a
friend in the shop and says
"Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free
cut if you follow that guy and
see where he goes."
In a little while, Joey comes
back into the shop laughing
hysterically. The barber says,
"this must be good, where did
he go when he left here?"
Joey says, "To your house!"