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[ajuravi]

 

[Devesh]

युगपुरुष kejriwal का अब तक टोटल स्कोर है -
थप्पड़  - 3 बार
घूँसा  - 1 बार
जूते - 1 बार
अंडे  - 3 बार
स्याही ✒ - 2 बार ..
लात - पेंडिग
जब पवार को थप्पड़ पड़ा था तब ,
Arvind Kejriwal ने बोला था ये जनता का आक्रोश है,
आज खुद को पड़ा तो BJP की साजिश है,
वाह रे पल्टी मार

अबकी बार मोदी सरकार

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[IndianMascot]

A lady is driving for the 1st time on an expressway.
Her husband calls on her mobile & says: "Be careful my love. It's just been on the radio, that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the expressway.."

She replies: "Someone......?? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!

 

[Devesh]

Monday Night:

Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi

Tuesday Night:

Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye

Wednesday Night:

Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...

Thursday Night:

Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai work load tha...bahut tension thi....isliye

Friday Night:

Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na

Saturday Night:

Wife: hmmm...Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...

Sunday Night:

Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..

Husband : AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARJI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA

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[IndianMascot]

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A man was being interviewed for the post of a commando in the army..........

Interviewer :
We are looking for a person with :

Suspicious mind
Always alert
Merciless
Always ready to attack
Acute sense of hearing
Detective abilities
And most importantly
Natural killer instinct....
So do you think you are eligible??????

Man : No Sir, but........
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Can my wife apply??

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[IndianMascot]

Wife : Shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya?

Husband: Main khud pareshan hoon. Maine to us waqt shirt kya, pant bhi nahin pehni thi 

 

[piinku1]

 

[Devesh]

Today I was in an auto when the auto driver said:
"I love this job. I am my own boss and nobody tells me what to do."

Then I replied,


"Abbe jhingoor, aage se left le"

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[ajuravi]

^^ Super dude...

 

[Devesh]

This is killer -

# Interviewer - aapko kitne saalo ka experience hai?
Santa - sir, maine kabhi saalo ko try nahi kiya, lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka experience he...
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