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If Titanic was made in India​

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1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship​

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2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white​

saree and of course singing in the rain​

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3) The movie would be called “Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya”​

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4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days​

and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip​

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5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine’s father to​

teach the hero a lesson​

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6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer​

sarees.​

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And last but not least​

7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/​

OBC.....​

 

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This doesn't make sense​

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Some facts That will Definitely Make You Feel Old


1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 17 years ago.

2. Windows XP was released 11 years ago, in 2001.

3. The new Millennium is more than a decade old.

4. Chetan Bhagats antics have been around for the past 8 years!

5. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 10 years ago.

6. The Delhi Metro has been running for 10 Years now.

7. Its been 11 years since 9/11

8. The Matrix came out 13 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 47 today

9. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 15 years.

10. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 16 years ago.

11. Macaulay Culkin is 31 today. Home Alone came out over 21 years ago.

12. Terminator 2 is 21 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 34 now.

13. Sean Connery is 80 years old and retired.

14. The youngest Spice Girl is 35, the oldest Backstreet Boy 39, Gwen Stefani is 41, Madonna 52.

15. The first Harry Potter book came out 15 years ago!

16. The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17 years ago!

17. Akshay Kumar was born in 1967!

18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Independent India. He was born in June 1947

19. Kids born in 1994 can legally drive, drink and vote this year.

20. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.

21. Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 21 years.

22. Bryan Adams cult song Summer of 69? was released 27 years ago.

23. Kids whom you remember in their diapers are posting their pics on Facebook.

24. Facebook has been around for 8 years. Orkut for 10.
Fraandshipping since 2002

25. Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 24 now.

26. The Maruti Zen was first introduced 19 years ago....

 

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Zor Ka Jhatka Deehre se... !!!!!!!

Rohit (tall and very thin) was standing at the bus stop. Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves to him and calls him. Rohit was initially surprised but recognizes her. She was Jasmine, his old batch mate.

He was wondering why she was calling him because she never ever gave him a glance in college.

Anyway, he sat in car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome (Kaise ho? Kya kar rahe ho? etc.) Then Jasmine offered to have coffee with him which surprised Rohit all the more. Again he thought, 'Coffee with Jasmine!! (the old dream )' and gave his consent. Then Jasmine changed her mind and said, "Lets go to my house....there are a lot of people in the cafe ..."

Now Rohit thought, "Aab to mazaa aa jaayega". When they reached Jasmine's house she asks Rohit, "Why don't we sit in my bed room? We only have an AC in there". Now Rohit was sure Jasmine phass gaye hai and he starts dreaming about her in the bed soon.

Jasmine then asked Rohit, "Why don't u take off your shirt? U'r sweating". Rohit starts dreaming again about her in the bed and jasmine asks him to make himself comfortable. "I will back in a minute", she says, and left Rohit alone in the room, thinking about Jasmine's @#$!%^$&%* .

Then after five minutes Jasmine enters the room with 2 children and says "Deko bachon!Agar horlicks nahin piyoge to body inke jaisi ho jaigi".

 

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In Which Profession You Are ?

An Accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An Actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

An Archaeologist is a person who's career lies in ruins.

An Architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

An Auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

A Banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

A Chemical Engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

A Consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A Diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An Economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

An Editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

A Journalist is someone who spend 50% of its time not saying what he knows and 50% of its time talking about things he doesn't know.

A Lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".

A Mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

A Modern Artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

A Philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.

A Professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A Programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A Psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A School Teacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A Sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.

A Statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A Topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

 

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An Intelligent Lover's Love Letter


This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....

However, the girl's Father does not like him and want them to stop
their Relationship... and so. The boy wrote this letter to the girl.

He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.


1 "The great love that I have for you

2 Is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 Grow every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 The one thing that I want to do is to

6 Look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 Marry you. Our last conversation

8 Was very boring and has not

9 Made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 Lives very difficult, and I would have no

13 Pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 To give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 Foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 Able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 If you think this is the end. Do not try

21 To answer this. Your letters are full of

22 Things that do not interest me. You have no

23 True love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."



So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to The girl, the boy
told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.'s) go read it once again but The Odd Number
lines.

 

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I dont get any title for this pic :/

 

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Matrix- Home style

 

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Wanna learn English?

 

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Why...........?​

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